And then I was gonna neglect you emotionally. Then I was gonna take you into an empty broom closet and I was gonna bang the shit out of you. Now I'm nurturing your dependence by letting you talk shit about your boring, worthless, piece-of-shit husband. I was demonstrating value on the dance floor, and then I engaged you physically when I put my hands on your hips. Dennis: I was speeding through the steps. Christie: You've also been gossiping with me for the last twenty minutes. Dennis: Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion.

Dennis: Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup. Why would you want to have sex with me? Dennis: Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, bam, boom. I want to do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a boring, worthless, piece-of-shit your husband really is.