My three-year-old who was down stairs comes up and starts knocking on our bedroom door. I have an ample ass so there is that wonderful slapping noise as he’s thrusting. So the day he comes home we’re having middle of the day sex and he’s doing me doggy style. He is definitely “ready to go” when he gets home. He is gone for two weeks and comes home for a week. smashton911 Midday visitors with heavy questions He looked over my shoulder at my wife and says ‘What are ya’ll doing?’ Well, that killed the mood real quick.” We didn’t even notice until he quickly jumped onto the bed and jumps on my back. We are under the covers, and it’s a good thing, because my three-year-old son snuck into the room. “One time the wife and I are getting it on first thing in the morning.

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